December 2008
75 posts
Don't be scared, but this will BLOW YOUR MIND! →
professionalwidow:(via lickystickypicky)
After fire and the light bulb, Playmobil is the best invention in the world.
– Aliocha, to Capucine. (via capucha)
Vrolijk Kerstfeest!!!
Web Site Special Effect →
walpaper:via
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Click please.
~It’s amazing how organic this feels.
United Nations: First Gay Rights Declaration Wins... →
brunchfaced:julyshewillfly:smalltowngayblog:
How appalling and truly shameful that rather than standing with all 27 European Union members, as well as Japan, Australia, Mexico and three dozen other countries, the United States opposed the UN declaration denouncing the criminalization of homosexuality, which in some countries, includes torture and the death penalty.
What the f’n f, U.S....
Whenever I saw a beautiful flower, what I longed to do with it was press it to...
– Etty Hillesum - An Interrupted Life/Letters From Westerbork
Majel Roddenberry, widow of 'Trek' creator, dies -... →
Awwww. Rest in Peace, Majel. It was fun meeting you at the convention.
I hate this! Why did somebody have to throw a shoe at him? Now that’s all...
– Veronica, frustrated shoe shopper
Bad Santa
karion:
I received an email this morning - from a professional colleague, no less - with this subject line, asking if I remembered how I “found out about Santa.” She encouraged me to “reply all,” so I figured it was one of those stupid chain email deals. Then the replies came in - from a ton of people I know. Some of the stories were hilarious, some were just bizarre, and some evidenced an...
Homework and vacation do not mix.
Danny (12): Dad, I'm up to page 20. Can I stop now?
Daniel: You can take a break. Tell me, what does your teacher normally have you do when reading a book? Do you write a book report?
Danny: Nothing. We just read the book and that's it.
Me: Uh-huh. Right. I know you're lying. I know your teacher normally makes you write an essay after each completed chapter detailing the characters' motivations and discussing the general plot advancement. In 2,000 words.
Danny: Nuh-uh!!!
Benjamin (8): 2,000 words? That's easy! A a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a ...
Daniel: Yeah. If you do that that's the one letter you won't receive on your paper.
Happy spam.
One sunny day in 2009 an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue , where he’d been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, “I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.” The Marine looked at the man and said, “Sir, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here.” The old man said,...
Six Word Memoir
blogut:
meetmyflaws:
nickdouglas:
topherchris:
moorewr:
dawnowar:
How would you sum up your life in just six words?
Reblogged from:
awesome-everyday: “Genius child fails at adulthood; rocks hard”
afghanistanbananastand: “What I should have done was”
electricpencils: “Not over yet. Not even close.”
cameronchristopher: “What a conundrum; all impossible loves.”
santiago: “Human,...
A dare
ostermayer:
I dare you to stop reading social networks and blogs each day and instead read a book. I double dog dare you to stop reading the news and read twice as many books.
~I go through phases. They last about a month to six weeks. Right now I’m in my Tumblr phase. :-)
But, when I’m ready to snap out of it, do you recommend any books in particular?
True Cost Economics →
thewayoftheworld:
Amidst all the hoopla of ad campaigns, business news and growth projections, a close examination of our consumer culture reveals a very ugly truth: it thrives on the death of nature, and charges the cost to future generations.
Neoclassical economists have perpetrated a gigantic fraud upon the world. These economists hide in their offices, while in the real world, forests...
Monica's chihuahua (a song)
Monica: He has a raisin where his nuts used to be...
Monica: He has a raisin where his nuts used to be...
Monica: And now there's nothing left to see!
Monica: He has a raisin where his nuts used to be!
The 10 Big Energy Myths →
(via themattsmith)
~Bookmarking.