- *listening to Pandora*
- Me: Ooh this song's kinda happy and perky.
- Veronica: It's a Google Chrome ad.
- *beat*
- Me: I love banjos.
- Veronica: Are you serious?
- Me: Yeah.
- Veronica: Don't say that in the South when you're there.
- Me: Why not?
- Veronica: Because you'll find some guy with a couple of teeth and a banjo and you'll be won over.
