Life is not a substitute.
- Me: Do you have your ethernet cable?
- Teenage girl: I had to return it last night.
- Girl's dad: You don't need to be on the internet all the time. You can survive 24 hours without it.
- Teenage girl, glumly: My friends are all going to think I've died. Seriously, they'll think I'm dead.
- Girl's dad: Well, this is life. This is reality.
- Teenage girl: I reject your reality.
